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"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
-- George Burns

"Retirement at sixtyfive is ridiculous. When I was sixtyfive I still had pimples."
-- George Burns

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
-- George Burns

"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
-- George Bernard Shaw

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
-- George Bush Sr. (US President)

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Sanity is madness put to good use.
-- George Santayana

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
-- George Bernard Shaw

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
-- George Wald

"Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student."
-- George Iles

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."
-- George Bernard Shaw

"Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing."
-- George Bernard Shaw

I drink to make other people interesting.
-- George Jean Nathan

Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw

To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.
-- George MacDonald

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw

He believes in the fine arts with all the earnestness of a man who does not understand them.
-- George Bernard Shaw